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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!"Sent by Sarah
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
An artist asked the gallery owner...
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.""That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the...
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husband is published. After the editorinforms her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, shepauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read 'Fred Browndied'." Confounded at the woman's thrift, the editor stammers that there is a7-word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses...
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
A man moves into a nudist colony...
A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a current photoof himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to lether know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts aphoto in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send apicture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picturein half, but accidentally sends...
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
Q: What's the difference between a policeman's knightstickand a magician's wand?A: A Magician's wand is for cunning stunts.
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she's their mother....
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
What would Princess Diana be doing right...
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table.
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks amazed as she orders another and again tips it down her skirt.Finally, the barman says: "Why are you tipping your drinks down your skirt?""Well," the chick replies, "I've just won the lottery and this is the only arsehole I'm shouting!"
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
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