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i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of my teachers to write me up. And he did. When i got home my mom was sleeping and my dad was in the living room. I handed him the copy that i got to take home and he read it. while he was reading it u gould see the anger building in him. Then he laughed at the end. My mom comes out of the room...
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
Toilet
Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool's Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and did my usual medicine cabinet snooping and found some Icee Hot behind the mirror. So, on my way out I smeared the toilet seat with a thin layer of gel.After I left, I got a beer but positioned myself so I could see if the next person out...
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
Daylight savings time
Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. She was always an earlyriser (as in 5:00 a.m.). My father had to get up at7:00 for work. She went around the house and set allthe clocks to 9:25 or so, then ran frantically intohis room, and woke him up yelling "John! John! Youoverslept!" He was just about out the door before shebroke down and let...
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)
Mom, I'm pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to see her reaction, but I got in major trouble when I told her I was joking. Some people just don't appreciate a good joke...
Published on Jun. 23, 2009, 1:49 PM by maggie@northshoremonuments.com  | 0 comment(s)