| A little period |
| The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was... more... |
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| Funny Jokes |
| "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a... more... |
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| Funny Jokes |
| "Mister, why doesn't this cow have any horns?" asked the young lady from a nearby city. The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, ma'am, cattle can do a... more... |
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| Funny Jokes |
| An elderly woman went to her local doctor’s office and asked to speak with her doctor. When the receptionist asked why she was there, she replied, “I’d like to have some birth control pills.”Taken back, the doctor thought for a minute... more... |
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| The Confessional Booth |
| After a heavy night of drinking at the local bar, a drunk stumbles into a Catholic church and slowly makes his way into the confessional booth. There, the priest patiently awaits the man to begin his confession.After a few minutes of silence,... more... |
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| Visual joke |
| Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: "what's this?" - A really crappy way to spend Easter. more... |
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| Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist? |
| Do you know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?You get repossessed! more... |
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| Deodorant |
| A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don?t stock them. The man insists that... more... |
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| Doctor's Notes 2 |
| At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I... more... |
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| Diseases |
| The doctor took Dan into the room and said, "Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.""Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess," Dan... more... |
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| Dentist |
| Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe... more... |
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| Computer Crashed |
| My computer crashed and died today And I thought, "oh well what the hey" Now I'd have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouseIt... more... |
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| Colombian computer joke |
| Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown. more... |
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| 50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR |
| 1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for... more... |
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| Now thats lazy! |
| My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer. more... |
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| Make a horse Cry. |
| A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see's a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would... more... |
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| the knot |
| A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here."The string goes home, ties... more... |
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| In And Out Of Puddles |
| A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man... more... |
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| Walks in a bar |
| A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says "Is this a joke?" more... |
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