15. Can You Help in the Nursery?
Usually followed by, “ Just for today.”
14. Stomach Growls
You understand, that loud lion grumble you get when whatever’ s peaceful. That a person.
13. Sex in the Sermon … with Your Kids
OK, that was uncomfortable.
12. Mic Squeals
What ’ s that sound!!?!
11. Forgetting Someone ’ s Name
Here they come, here they hellip &come; Hey, person.
10. When Your Kid Cusses in Class
My infant did exactly what? She needs to ’ ve found out that from her dad, excuse me .
9. The Rambling Testimony
The one that goes on for 10 minutes however never ever makes a point …
8. Being in a Saved Pew
C’ mon. This is church individuals– no seat conserving.
7. Uncomfortable Clapping
So, are we clapping for Jesus or the tune or the … (This one may use more to our Baptist buddies.)
6. Intriguing Dancing on Stage
5. The Too Long and Repetitive Worship Song
We all enjoy to praise, however often, you understand, you need to stop singing and praise in other methods.
4. Illustrations Gone Wrong
You understand, pack like this …
3. Rogue Worshipper
Often seen with tambourine. Constantly up in your area.
2. Getting Judged by Others
This can be uncomfortable — if there’ s no grace or grace included.
1. Discussions on Politics
Um, excuse me, your liberal views are revealing …